**OFFER** (APPLIES TO TUES - FRI, between 2-4pm ONLY)

Treacle Tuesday - 2-4-1 Deserts

Wednesday, Hank Marvin - 15% OFF Double & Triple Pie & Mash

Thursday, Trouble & Strife - 15% OFF Single Pie & Mash

Friday Barney Rubble - 5% OFF Alcohol With Every Pie & Mash

The Crafty Cockney Pie & Mash is a vibrant, family-run eatery dedicated to serving up authentic East End flavours. As the only traditional pie and mash restaurant on the island, The Crafty Cockney has quickly become a local favourite for those seeking hearty, nostalgic British comfort food in a welcoming setting.

What Sets The Crafty Cockney Apart

• Proudly family-owned, with genuine East End heritage

• The exclusive destination for traditional pie and mash on Canvey Island

• Flexible dining options: eat in, takeaway, or local delivery (serving Canvey & Benfleet)

• Competitive pricing with no compromise on quality or portion size

Menu Highlights

• Classic pie & mash, crafted with time-honoured recipes and a generous helping of love

• Stewed and jellied eels, for those who appreciate a true taste of London tradition

• Decadent desserts, including spotted dick, syrup sponge, sticky toffee pudding, cheesecake, and more-each one a sweet trip down memory lane

The Crafty Cockney Experience

The atmosphere at The Crafty Cockney is as warm and inviting as the food. Guests are greeted with a friendly smile and a bit of East End banter, whether they’re dining in or picking up a takeaway. The team prides itself on attentive service and a genuine sense of community, making everyone feel like part of the family.

Why Locals Love The Crafty Cockney

• Authentic East End recipes, lovingly prepared and served

• A lively, welcoming environment where everyone feels at home

• Consistently positive reviews from loyal customers who keep coming back for more

For anyone seeking a proper pie and mash, a taste of tradition, or simply a hearty meal in good company, The Crafty Cockney Pie & Mash is Canvey Island’s must-visit spot. Whether ordering online, dining in, or calling for delivery, customers can always expect a delicious meal and a true East End welcome.